EarthQuaker Devices Hoof V2

I was just a miserable sounding newb until I got this fuzz box delivered. Once I plugged it in (batteries not included), I became a ROCK GOD! Buildings shook, mountains crumbled, crowds gathered - it was nothing less than spectacular (except for the fine for breaking the noise ordinance). So, if you are like the prior me: bad practice habits, weak bass skills, and sketchy oral hygiene - do whatever you have to do raising the funds to buy this box! Once you plug it in and blast that nasty fuzz, no one can tell how crappy your bass playing is because you'll make their ears bleed and become ONE WITH THE GODS!! Righteous! Hallelueyaaaaahh baby!